Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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