lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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