Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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