8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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