I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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