So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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