Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soap is not a condiment
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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