better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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