i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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