what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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