Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
