Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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