And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Non-Jews are for practice
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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