Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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