Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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