In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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