Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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