Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
