On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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