She's JV to your varsity
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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