Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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