I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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