Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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