Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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