ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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