Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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