We're facebook friends in real life
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
