So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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