remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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