and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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