but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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