Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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