I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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