tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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