I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.