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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(775): Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/nqat

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?

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(608): can we please move this conversation out of my vagina? http://tfl.nu/qzib

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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.

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Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.

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(971): I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it. (971): Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated. http://tfl.nu/1c8f

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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(203): so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave http://tfl.nu/bg5d

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(678): View more from Georgia

If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(678): If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class. http://tfl.nu/m667

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(970): View more from Colorado

you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.

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(970): you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you. http://tfl.nu/kcuf

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.

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(608): Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again. http://tfl.nu/9jrz

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first

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(937): I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first http://tfl.nu/2voj

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(913): View more from Kansas

i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

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please tell me you are kidding me

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(913): i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell (816): please tell me you are kidding me http://tfl.nu/zfgp

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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.

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(410): Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men. http://tfl.nu/tvw2

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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.

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I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)

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(715): If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real. (1-715): I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;) http://tfl.nu/oqj0

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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.

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(306): He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating. http://tfl.nu/hhgj

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(775): View more from Nevada

He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time

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(775): He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time http://tfl.nu/8uxf

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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.

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(907): Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication. http://tfl.nu/ibud

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(361): View more from Texas

I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.

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(361): I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed. http://tfl.nu/dhso

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