Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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(813): View more from Florida

Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station

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(562): View more from California

I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried

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(647): View more from Ontario

Stop fucking Sharon's exes.

(416): View more from Toronto

Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.

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