how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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