My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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