Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Green mimosas i think yes
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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