Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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