So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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