Moan for me like Helen Keller
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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