1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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