I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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