We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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