I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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