you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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