I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
