Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm always down for nudity.
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