It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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