What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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