don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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