I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
love makes seman taste better
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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