She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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