I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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