Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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