i will never coherently bang her
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
