I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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