Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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