Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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