But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
