My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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