I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he fucked my hip out of place.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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